MERVIN’S RING FROM BURMA

To curb all ill luck owing to Saturn change Mervin wears a ring with stones brought from Burma:

There had not been any changes in Mervin’s peculiar behavior constantly published and heard in the media. In contrast in the very recent past he had been rather quiet and unheard. It had been predicted for him to have ill luck owing to the Saturn change and hence had kept it as a secret. He had not disclosed to anyone.
However at a function recently “the cat had got out of his own mouth”. He had attended a function of the opening of a large textile shop. For this ceremony Ministers Basil Rajapaksa,C.B.Ekanayake. M.P Sudhashini Fernandopulle,Indian High Commissioner, many Ministers and several VIP’s had attended.
“why no news….Minister you are now very quiet”…..”The answer was given not by Mervin but by Basil Rajapaksa.” “Why not Mervin is news’ factory”……The Indian high Commissioner had told. To this Mervin had said “I am not a news factory but a news container”. However time is not right as it is bringing ill luck. In order to remedy this situation of bad luck I have brought a ring with stones from Burma. He showed it to all present. The stones attached to this ring neutralize the effects of ill luck owing to change of Saturn. It is reported that all those present gathered around him to see his ‘Burma’ ring with stones on it.