How to reactivate UNP by surgical operation

Only 2 doctors at Colombo national hospital can rescue UNP  _ Dallas Alahapperuma

    Minister Dallas Alahapperuma revealed at a meeting held recently that the treatment that could be given to the rare sickness that has gripped the Unite National Party in the present day is by 2 doctors at the plastic surgery unit in the national general hospital, Colombo.

    He said that those 2 surgeons are not anyone else but those who performed the surgery of carrying out a successful operation of genitals a few days ago and he also went on to say that the UNP now has no genitals, which problem should be solved.

   The following is the manner in which he expressed this idea: "I thought that there are 2 people who can give a solution to the crisis of the UNP ... but both  of whom  are doctors. They both are doctors attached to the plastic surgery unit of the Colombo general hospital. The great achievement they performed was flashed across the newspapers during last weekend. What I see is that a solution to the crisis of the UNP can be solved only by that team of doctors. The UNP needs genitals. What should be done is to carry out that transplant. I trust that those doctors can do it!"

 The video of that speech, here