HELLO MR PRESIDENT, THIS IS ANOMA

A telephone call to President

A request had been made a few days ago for Anoma Fonseka to come and meet the President in order to give a pardon to release the imprisoned former Army Commander Sarath Fonseka.The true story of Anoma’s telephone call is this:-
A few days ago a telephone call had come to ‘Temple Trees’. The telephone receptionist had answered the call. The caller had said “I am Anoma Fonseka please connect this call to President.”
As it was a female caller, she had been asked to hold on and   had conveyed the message to the President saying that one Anoma Fonseka is on line and she wants to speak to you. The President had ordered the call to be connected to his phone.
“Hello what is your question”?
“The cost of living is rising and is sky rocketing. Aren’t your officers conveying this information to your good self? Your good self should look in to this matter seriously”.
“May I know who is speaking”?
“I am Anoma and I have spoken to you earlier also. While saying that she had laughed it is reported. The President came to a conclusion that it cannot be the real Anoma Fonseka.
“Please do not tell lies. I have spoken to the actual Anoma Fonseka. She is refined and will not speak in this manner. She knows how to talk politely and speaks sense. If you are that Anoma Fonseka, when Sarath Fonseka is imprisoned you will not just keep quiet without doing anything”.
After keeping the receiver the President had instructed the defence unit to find out from where the call was initiated. She was found to be a person employed in the forces earlier and who is now insane. Hence no action was taken against her.